Why hello there, dearie! Clara’s the name. Clara D. Camel. What a pleasant surprise to see another living soul out here in this barren wilderness! Although after taking a good look at you . . . are you sure you’re really living? No matter, it is so lonely out here that I welcome the opportunity to be hospitable – just to have someone to talk to. However, don’t upset me or I may spit on you – that is part of my unique camel personality.