“My friends, the desert is a vast and forbidding place. The sun and relentless heat – I tell you, herbal roll-on deodorant just will not cut it. And the ever shifting dunes from those sandstorms. Just look at this view. Why would anyone want to travel there? I think only the super-wealthy looking for that ‘new experience.’ Well, we will just have to explore this region and see what we can find to amuse ourselves.”